FidoNews · Vol 21, No 36 · 06 Sep 2004
The F I D O N E W S Volume 21, Number 36 06 Sep 2004
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Copyright 2004 by Fidonews Editor for Fidonews Globally.
Table of Contents
1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT ......................................... 1
2. CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES ..................................... 2
Swiss Army Knife ......................................... 2
3. BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING ................... 4
FIDONet Software References .............................. 4
4. SPECIAL INTEREST ......................................... 9
Nodelist Stats ........................................... 9
5. FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 11
How to Submit an Article ................................. 11
Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability .................. 13
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES
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Swiss Army Knife
By Andy Alt, <andy22 at tcq dot net>
DC> Someone has to buy those Army Knifes!
MK> Are they actually made in Switzerland anymore?
DC> Is anything made where it's supposed to be made these days?
Is that a conspiracy? A neutral country mass-producing knives with
built-in corkscrews and toothpicks? I see a possibility here:
They want us to take these with us on camping trips, using the knife
to cut steak, toothpick to entice us into eating the steak knowing we
won't worry about tooth decay, and with the knowledge that the
corkscrew will promote alcohol use *after* the steak is eaten. Red
wine with steak, if I'm not misteaken.
What do we have after that? A country that is not only drunk but full
on meat? What's next? Turkey with Triptophan(sp?)? An electric swiss
carving knife for Thanksgiving camping retreats? Oh they'd like us to
ingest Triptophan wouldn't they...
A once strong nation, now defenseless and vulnerable: drunk, top
trouser button and potentially a zipper open, while inside a flimsy
tent, instead of having the luxury of armor that a tank provides?
They have mass storage sites inside the Swiss Alps of Swiss Army
knives manufactured in a factory 40 stories *below* the mountain? Oh
trust me, NORAD may be nice, but the Swiss Alps contains state of the
Art Knives constructed by the most reputable and well-known
knife-makers on the face of this planet.
Did I say the face of the planet? Oh you better believe that any
technology as advanced and as widely known as the swiss army knife
couldn't be developed by modern Terran technology from *any* Earthly
nation, and indeed the Swiss are conspiring with E.T.s from all over
the Galaxy.
You may think the knives being imported from Switzerland are
well-constructed and have long-lasting life-time guaranteed
warranties, but if you believe anything, believe this: Those are
nothing compared to what's being manufactured in the depths of the
Swiss Alps with the aid of alien technology boosting the quality and
life of the gears used in the Swiss Knife assembly line conveyor belt.
Tecumseh may be one of the most well-known manufacturers of small
engines, but compared to the assembly lines working 24/7 in the cold
depths of the Swiss Alps, the Swiss are eating the *good* cheese
*without* the holes in it, and plotting for Global Secret Annihilation
and Killing.
And yes, the covert ops have coded that to GSAK for short. In American
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Language (otherwise known as Mexican, Chinese, English, French, and
many others) that does have a double meaning... Good Swiss Army Knife.
Coincidence? Well... you all may call me a conspiracy nut, Just
another crazed conspiracy theorist -- but trust me even though you've
never met me in real life nor met my parents to buy a used automobile;
trust that this is not a theory, but a fact which can be proven by
evidence.
1. A fact that I've devised in my own mind.
2. Proven only by me, and
3. by evidence that I've personally written down
4. using a #2 pencil and encoded with dots that can only be de-coded
with the most sophisticated school computer of the mid 1980's.
And if any Swiss are reading this, please be assured that I am not
trying to offend any particular culture or make hasty or unfounded
accusations against your fine "country." I'm really only making an
attempt at humor, and hold no ill-will toward you or your GSAK
producing colleagues or citizens. The truth is... I have had trouble
getting ahold of your GSAK technical support, and wanted to get your
attention. I lost the directions on the proper cleaning method for my
GSAK and was wondering if you could email them to me.
I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to the
moderator of this echo, whom I don't know, nor remember his name or
met personally; yet feel a kindred spirit because we both type when
sending messages and feel a real connection there what with both
having a qwerty layout on the keyboard; though his own keyboard maybe
the new ergonomic kind.
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BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING
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-=:{ FIDONet Software Reference }:=-
Type: M=Mailer T=Tosser B=BBS D=Door C=Comm/Terminal
P=Points E=Editor I=Internet U=Utility ?=Info
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|Software: Author |Type |URL, Contact, Ver, Notes Help Node|
`- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -'
Argus |M |http://www.ritlabs.com/argus/ 2:469/84
| | argus@ritlabs.com Tel: 373-2-246889
| | v3.210 on Mar 20th 2001
BeeMail: |M |http://beemail.gexonline.net 1:105/10
Stephen Proffit | | beemail@gexonline.net
BinkleyTerm XE |M |http://btxe.sourceforge.net 1:1/102
| | v2.60XE/Gamma-6 on Nov 11th 1998
BinkD |MI |http://2f.ru/binkd/
| | maloff@corbina.net
| | v0.94 on Jul 24th 2000
FIDO-Deluxe IP |MPUI |http://www.fido-deluxe.de.vu 2:2432/280
Michael Haase | | m.haase@gmx.net
| | v2.4 on Sep 26th 2003
Fidonet to Internet: |MI |http://www.terminate.com
Bo Bendtsen | | sales@terminate.com
| | v2.00 on Mar 23rd 1997
FrontDoor, FD/APX: |MTPC |http://www.defsol.se 2:201/330
Definite Solutions | | sales@defsol.se 1:1/101
| | v2.26SW & v2.33ml FD, v1.15 APX
Husky Project |MTPUI|http://sf.net/projects/husky/
| | v1.4 RC2 on Sep 22nd 2003
Radius (based on |M |http://radius.pp.ru 2:5012/38
Argus) | | fido5012@zaural.net Tel: 7-3522-469463
| | v4.009 on Jan 2nd 2003
Terminate |MBP |http://www.terminate.com
| | v5.00 on Aug 7th 1997
Tmail |MI |http://www.tmail.spb.ru v2608
WildCat! Interactive |MTBEI|http://www.santronics.com
Net Server, Platinum| | sales@santronics.com
Xpress: Santronics | | Tel: (305) 248-3204
Software, Inc. | | AUP 450.2 on Jul 9th 2002
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Fidogate |TUI |http://www.fidogate.org
| | Martin_Junius@m-j-s.net v4.4.4
FMail |T |http://fmail.nl.eu.org 2:280/1076
| | wijnstra@fmail.nl.eu.org v1.60
JetMail: JetSys |TU |http://www.jetsys.de js@jetsys.de
(ATARI ST only) | | v1.01 on Jan 1st 2000
Squish |T |http://www.lanius.com
| | sales@lanius.com v1.11
| |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/
Watergate |TUI |http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/ramon/
| | ramon@sbbs.se
| | v0.93p9 on Dec 14th 1998
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BBBS |BI |http://www.bbbs.net b@bbbs.net
| | v4.00MP on Oct 25th 1999 2:22/222
ELEBBS: The Elevator |B |http://www.elebbs.com
Software Production | | elebbs@elebbs.com
| | v0.10.RC1 on Jun 9th 2002
EZYCom BBS |BT |http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~dcbbs/
| | pjs@optushome.com.au 3:633/104
| | v2.0 on 3 May 2003
Falken BBS |B |http://falkenbbs.com
| | v12.0 on Feb 2nd 2002
Hermes II Project |B |http://www.hermesii.org
| | info@HermesII.org v3.5.9 Beta Final
Maximus BBS |B |http://www.lanius.com
| | sales@lanius.com v3.01
| |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/
MBSE BBS: |BI |http://mbse.sourceforge.net 2:280/2802
Michiel Broek | | mbroek@users.sourceforge.net
| | v0.33.21 on Jun 4th 2002
Mystic BBS |B |http://www.mysticbbs.com
| | v1.07.3 on May 13th 2001
Nexus BBS |B |http://www.nexusbbs.net
| | groberts@nexusbbs.net
| | v0.99.41.001 beta on Jun 10th 2001
Proboard BBS |B |http://www.proboard.be
| | v2.17 on Jun 9th 2002
RemoteAccess BBS: |B |http://www.rapro.com 1:1/120
Bruce Morse | | bfmorse@rapro.com
| | v2.62.2SW
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Spitfire BBS: Buffalo|B |http://www.angelfire.com/ia/buffalo/
Creek Software | | MDWoltz@aol.com 1:1/150
| | v3.6 on Aug 20th 1999
Synchronet BBS |BT |http://www.synchro.net
| | sysop(at)vert(dot)synchro(dot)net
| | v3.10L Beta
Telegard BBS |B |http://www.telegard.net
| | support@telegard.net
| | v3.09g2 SP4
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Atlantis Software |D |http://www.jimmyrose.com/atlantis/
| | last update: Jun 2002
BBS Central |D |http://www.rpcomputers.com
Bentstone |D |http://www.srupc.com/mall
Capabilities Group | | info@stonebenders.com
Cheepware: |D |http://www.midnightshour.org/cheepware/
Sean Dennis | | hausmaus@midnightshour.org 1:11/200
DDS (Doorware |D |http://www.doorgames.org 1:2404/201
Distribution System)| | ruth@doorgames.org
Ruth Argust | |
DoorMUD |D |http://www.dmud.thebbs.org
| | v0.98 Jun 1st 2002
Elysium Software |D |http://www.elysoft.com
| | mpreslar@mailcity.com
Jibben Software |D |http://www.jibbensoftware.com
| | scott@jibben.com
| | 1995-99 Release dates
JNS Software: |D |http://www.geocities.com/jnssoftware/
Rusty Johnson | | rustyjohnson57@hotmail.com
| | Tel: (304) 733-0113
John Dailey Software |D |http://www.johndaileysoftware.com
| | support@johndaileysoftware.com
LORD (Legend of the |D |http://www.lordlegacy.org
Red Dragon) Reborn | | mike@lordlegacy.org
| | v4.06 on Feb 5th 2001
Lord-II IGMs |D |http://www.shelby.net/wizards/lord2igm/
PC Pursuits |D |http://www.pcpursuits.com
| | brucep@pop.kis.net
| | Tel: (301) 240-6653
Shining Star |D |http://www.shiningstar.net/bbsdoors/
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| | nannette@shiningstar.net
Sunrise Doors: |D |http://www.sunrisedoors.com
Al Lawrence | | al@sunrisedoors.com
| | Tel: (404) 256-9518
The Brainex System |D |http://www.brainex.com/brainex_system/
| | stanley@brainex.com 1994-99 Releases
Trade Wars |D |http://www.eisonline.com/tradewars/
| | jpritch@eisonline.com
| | v3.09 (DOS-32) in 2002
Vagabond Software: |D |http://www.vbsoft.org 1:124/7013
Bryan Turner | | vagabond@vbsoft.org
| | last update: Jul 17th 2002
(various) |D |http://www.webnexus.com/users/etow/
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APoint |PI |http://www.apoint-mail.de
| | dirk.pokorny@apoint-mail.de
| | v1.25 2:2426/1210.13
CrossPoint (XP) |P |http://www.crosspoint.de
| | pm@crosspoint.de v3.12d Dec 22nd 1999
FreeXP |P |http://www.freexp.de 2:2433/460
| | support@freexp.de
| | v3.40 RC3 Aug 31st 2003 (Snapshot)
OpenXP/32 |PI |http://www.openxp.com 2:248/2004
| | mk@openxp.de v3.8.7 beta Aug 3rd 2002
PPoint |P |http://www.alcuf.ca 1:249/114
| | v3.04 on Jan 10th 2000
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GoldEd+ |E |http://mik.nu/golded-plus/ 2:203/6600
| | v1.1.5 Snapshot on Feb 28th 2003
SqEd32 |E |http://www.sqed.de
| | v1.15 on Dec 15th 1999
TimEd |E |http://blizzard.dnsalias.org/fidonet
| | mail@ozzmosis.com /timed
| | v1.11.a5 in March 2003 3:633/267
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GiGo |UI |http://www.gigo.com
| | v0109 on Jan 9th 1997
Internet Rex: |UI |http://members.shaw.ca/InternetRex/
Charles Cruden | | telnet://xanadubbs.ca 1:342/806
(Khan Software) | | v2.29 on Oct 21st 2001
PeopleComm Terminal |CUI |http://www.peoplecomm.org 1:128/148
(BBS & Telnet w/ | | edward.williams@adelphia.net
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ZModem) | | v1.01a on Feb 11th 2003
TransNet |UI |http://www.ressl.com.ar/transnet/
| | transnet@ressl.com.ar
| | v2.11 on Jul 18th 1998
TransX: Multiboard |UI |http://www.multiboard.com/software/
Communications, Inc.| | support@multiboard.com 1:2401/305
| | v3.5
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National BBS List |? | http://www.usbbs.org
Hispanic FIDO/BBS's |? | http://www.conecta2.org/pucela_bbs/
(in Spanish only) | | (Extensive software & BBS Listings)
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File Archives: http://archives.thebbs.org http://www.filegate.org
http://sysopscorner.thebbs.org http://www.juge.com
http://www.dmine.com/bbscorner/ http://garbo.uwasa.fi
http://www.simtel.net http://wuarchive.wustl.edu
http://hobbes.nmsu.edu
Note: most also provide FTP access (use ftp:// vice http:// above)
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Note: Please send corrections & additions to: Ben Ritchey, 1:393/68
( or FReq Magic INFO direct for E-mail address )
WildCat! BBS at +1-337-232-4155 24/7 33.6kBps,8,N,1
Internet: http://bellsouthpwp.net/c/m/cmech617/fidosoft.txt
Emeritus: Todd Cochrane, Frank Vest, Peter Popovich
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SPECIAL INTEREST
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Nodelist Stats
Input nodelist nodelist.247
size 871.6kb
date 2004-09-03
The nodelist has 7293 nodes in it
and a total of 10029 non-comment entries
including 6 zones
56 regions
415 hosts
503 hubs
admin overhead 980 ( 13.44 %)
and 1089 private nodes
316 nodes down
351 nodes on hold
off line overhead 1756 ( 24.08 %)
Speed summary:
>9600 = 619 ( 8.49 %)
9600 = 6309 ( 86.51 %)
(HST = 129 or 2.04 %)
(CSP = 0 or 0.00 %)
(PEP = 11 or 0.17 %)
(MAX = 0 or 0.00 %)
(HAY = 1 or 0.02 %)
(V32 = 3291 or 52.16 %)
(V32B = 296 or 4.69 %)
(V34 = 4255 or 67.44 %)
(V42 = 3600 or 57.06 %)
(V42B = 295 or 4.68 %)
2400 = 69 ( 0.95 %)
1200 = 6 ( 0.08 %)
300 = 290 ( 3.98 %)
ISDN = 576 ( 7.90 %)
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File Req Flag Applicable software Number of systems
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XA Frontdoor <1.99b 2394
Frontdoor 2.02+
Dutchie 2.90c
Binkleyterm >2.1
D'Bridge <1.3
TIMS
Xenia
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XB Binkleyterm 2.0 9
Dutchie 2.90b
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XC Opus 1.1 9
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XP Seadog 6
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XR Opus 1.03 38
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XW Fido >12M 292
Tabby
KittenMail
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XX D'Bridge 1.30 3249
Frontdoor 1.99b
Intermail 2.01
T-Mail
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None QMM 1296
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CrashMail capable = 2245 ( 30.78 %)
MailOnly nodes = 4069 ( 55.79 %)
Listed-only nodes = 561 ( 7.69 %)
Other = 418 ( 5.73 %)
[Report produced by NETSTATS - A PD pgm available from 1:106/100]
[ Revised by B Felten, 2:203/208]
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